She had recently graduated from training and this is her 3rd trip. She is 23 and this is her second airline. She said she used to work for a much smaller carrier, where all of the flights were under 2.5 hours long. All of the hotels that her old airline put her in were not very nice. I prepared to hear a story about a shitty hotel (meanwhile, my mind went though examples of shitty things I'd experienced in hotels).
Regan told me of one time where she was so tired, that as soon as she got into her crummy hotel room, she undressed, just tossed her clothes on the ground and went immediately to sleep (pretty common). When she woke up, she had grab all of her clothes off of the floor and pack it all up very quickly to run off to her next flight. Finally, she grabbed the last piece of clothing. When she looked at it, she realized that what she was holding wasn't hers.
It was a pair of men's tighty whities, that had apparently been left partially hanging out from under the bed. They had belonged to the last hotel guest.
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Beats all of my gross hotel stories by a long shot. Bed time now. Back to the east coast tomorrow.
Goodnight!
I was doing an outcall massage in a hotel room once. The room was quite small, so I had to move the bed to make room for the massage table. Moving the bed revealed a used condom on the floor. I didn't know what to do, but I certainly wasn't going to touch that thing, so I just left it there during the session and ignored it. I don't know whether it belonged to the current occupant of the room (embarassing) or to the previous occupant (disgusting), but either way, ew.
ReplyDeleteTasty. Reminds of one of my cross-country trips along the South when I stopped at a motel. The bed sheets reeked of musky manhood and I was too sleepy to get up and complain. So I just pretended my hot lover and I had just roughed it.
ReplyDeleteI left pretty early the following morning.