Discipline Mommy / Discipline Daddy

And now... A Chat Between My Sister and I  me: Yeah, I don't think spanking is rightI think it just seems intuitively wrong. Of course, it's probably easier to say for someone w/out kids

  Sister: that's why I started researching it

  I was like so God is Love and we have to hit people to make them love him too me: I would like to spank adults, though. on the face. Sis: wait, no that's not right

1:40 PM lol

  it's funny how people call it spanking and not hitting

  talk about acting guilty about it

  they're like, "No Hitting is wrong!"

1:41 PM It's a bunch of silliness

  who to you want to face spank?

1:43 PM why can't I type? me: This woman who was letting her baby's head just hang there as he barfed all the way down the aisle while she boarded, and then she freaked out that the overhead bin was leaking some mysterious fluid on her.  Found out that it was baby bottles in her bag, leaking all over everyone's bags, including mine, and then dripping onto her head.

  Actually I don't really want to face spank her Sis: whoa me: but there were others, too. I think i might write about them today.

1:44 PMSis: ha me: There was this totally gross old man Sis: that sucks

 
And Now... A Poem:   The Totally Gross Old ManNot an actual limerick, sorry.  I accidentally lost interest before making the last line rhyme.  Suggestions welcome.  (There once was an...) Old man who flew to O'hareHis head was shiny and bare Was assigned to 10CAsked, "How'd you get SO skinny?"Then commanded to all, "DIET COKE!"  When boarding was nearly completeHe told me,"You're in my seat!"I tried to move quicklyBut began to feel sickly  As he said, "Just come sit on my lap."  He joined us in the Galley(Well, better than in a dark alley) Saved again by the seat belt signBut before going back he would wine Could we give him something so he wouldn't barf ...all over the plane?

The first image that came up when I googled "gross old man"

Update:

My sister just opened the above photo around her 2 1/2 year-old daughter who exclaimed: It's a Daddy!!
To which my sister responded: "Yes, a discipline daddy, hon."

true, true
XOXO
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